Tuesday, May 11, 2010

"You Might Be..." by Tyler Biringer

You Might Be…

  • Reading this if you got 9 gigs of internet
  • An African waiter if you put 20 individuals on one tab
  • Ishmael if you do a great Borat impression
  • A Global LEAD employee if you’re not here today
  • In apartment 1 if you can mess up a cheese pizza
  • Wearing a tank top in the middle of winter
  • 5,000 fans short every Saturday in the fall if you go to Auburn
  • Blake Porche if you say weird things in your sleep

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